[ SCREAMING ]
[ CRASHING ]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
>> WOO.
HE'S GOT TO FIX THAT ELEVATOR.
RAY.
RAY, YOU TRIPLE BEEPED ME.
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
"HEY HENRY.
PUT THIS WATCH ON YOUR WRIST."
SURE.
WHAT ELSE WOULD I PUT IT ON?
>> HIYA, HENRY.
>> OH!
RAY?
>> YEP. I'M HOVERING
OVER YOUR WRIST
IN HOLOGRAM FORM.
>> [ SCREAMING ]
YOU POKED MY EYE OUT.
>> OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
>> I'M JUST KIDDING.
YOU CAN'T HURT A HOLOGRAM
OR A CAPTAIN MAN.
>> THIS IS SO COOL.
IT'S LIKE
WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM.
>> WE ARE.
>> WHERE'D YOU...
>> PEEK-A-BOO.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> NOW, TAKE OFF
YOUR OLD WRIST BAND.
>> OKAY. WHY AM I...
>> FROM NOW ON I'M GOING
TO CONTACT YOU
ON YOUR NEW WHIZ WATCH.
>> SO, WHAT DO I DO
WITH THE OLD ONE?
>> TOSS IT UP IN THE AIR.
>> WHY?
>> IT'S ABOUT TO SELF-DESTRUCT.
>> OH.
[ BEEPING ]
>> HMM, THAT'S WEIRD.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO--
[ CLEARING THROATS ] I SEE YOU'RE WEARING PAJAMA PANTS.
>> YEAH. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
I WAS STUDYING
FOR THIS HUGE TEST
I HAVE TOMORROW.
>> WHAT SUBJECT?
>> PUERTO RICAN HISTORY.
>> AH, PUERTO RICO.
LAND OF...
>> PUERTO RICANS?
>> RIGHT.
[ ALARM WAILING ]
UH-OH.
WHAT'S UP, GOOCH?
>> THERE'S A ROBBERY
IN PROGRESS.
>> WHERE?
>> AT THE 24-HOUR
ANTIQUE BOTTLE SHOP.
>> GLASS FROM THE PAST?
>> AFFIRMATIVE.
>> ON IT.
SHALL WE?
>> LET'S BLOW SOME BUBBLES
AND FIGHT SOME CRIME.
>> LET'S HIT IT, KID DANGER.
>> FIST.
>> UP THE TUBE.
>> AW, MY BOOT.
>> YELL "UP THE BOOT."
>> UP THE BOOT!
OW!
>> HA!
>> COME ON, BRO,
OPEN UP THAT CASH REGISTER.
>> I'M GOING AS FAST
AS I CAN, BOSS.
>> HEY, GIVE ME THAT
PRETTY LAVENDER BOTTLE
BECAUSE IT MATCHES
MY MOTORCYCLE HELMET.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
>> YOU BETTER
BUBBLE WRAP THAT, CHUMP.
>> YES, SIR. YES, SIR.
>> THAT AIN'T NO GOOD
TO ME BUSTED.
EXCUSE ME.
>> WHAT THE--
>> CAPTAIN MAN!
>> I HOPE YOU'RE PLANNING
TO PAY FOR THAT LAVENDER BOTTLE.
>> AND I HOPE THAT, TOO.
>> KID DANGER!
>> YEAH.
>> I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU.
>> TRY AGAIN.
KEEP YOUR LEFT ARM STRAIGHT.
STRIKE THREE.
>> THAT WAS ONLY TWO.
>> OKAY, DON'T CORRECT ME
IN FRONT OF THE CRIMINALS.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> OH NO!
>> YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT US?
>> CAN I JUST FIGHT THE KID?
>> NO, YOU CAN'T JUST FIGHT--
>> SURE HE CAN.
COME ON, TOUGH GUY.
>> OKAY.
>> NO!
THOSE ARE FOR DISPLAY ONLY!
>> KID DANGER,
CATCH THIS GOLF CLUB!
>> OW!
>> YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME!
>> CAPTAIN MAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!
>> MARCO!
>> POLO!
>> STOP IT!
>> MARCO!
>> POLO!
>> STOP IT!
>> MARCO!
>> POLO!
>> COULD YOU SUPERHEROES
PLEASE JUST LEAVE?
OH NO!
>> KID DANGER. KID DANGER.
KID DANGER. KID DANGER.
WHERE IS HE?
DID I GET HIM?
>> YEAH, YOU GOT HIM.
>> MY WHOLE STORE IS DESTROYED.
>> NO NEED TO THANK US.
>> THANK YOU?
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
LET'S GO, KID DANGER.
>> NO!
NOBODY LEAVES
UNTIL YOU BOYS CLEAN UP
ALL OF THIS BROKEN GLASS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> BUT I GOT TO BE UP
AT 7:00 A.M.
FOR MY TEST AT SCHOOL.
>> THIS WILL ONLY TAKE US,
LIKE, FIVE HOURS.
I'LL GET YOU A BROOM.
>> HENRY?
HENRY?
HENRY.
HENRY!
>> WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU GIVE ME A WET WILLY?
>> MM-HMM.
IT WAS REAL WET.
>> YOU SLEPT THROUGH
YOUR ENTIRE TEST.
>> I DID?
>> YOU ALL SEE THIS BOY?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
ON TWITFLASH AND TWIDDLEGRAM.
>> EXCUSE ME, MISS SHAPEN?
>> WHAT?
>> CAN I HAVE A WET WILLY?
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> HEY.
>> HI.
WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?
>> NATURAL SURGERY.
>> WHAT IS "NATURAL SURGERY?"
>> THEY DO SURGERY,
BUT WITH NO ANESTHESIA.
>> NO PAIN KILLERS?
>> NONE.
SEE?
THAT GUY'S
GETTING A HEART BYPASS.
[ MAN SCREAMING ]
>> HEY, HENRY,
COME CHECK OUT THIS SHOW. >> WHAT'S IN THE MUG? >> COFFEE.
TO KEEP MYSELF ALIVE.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> WHAT?
HEY, BRING THAT BACK.
>> YOU'RE 13.
YOU CAN'T BE DRINKING
THIS MUCH COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL.
>> CHARLOTTE.
>> THIS MUG
IS COMEDICALLY LARGE.
>> BUT I NEED IT.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
>> NOTHING.
I'M JUST...
I GOT A LOT GOING ON.
>> IS IT YOUR HORMONES?
IS YOUR BODY CHANGING, TOO?
YOU BEEN HAVING WEIRD DREAMS?
>> I HAVEN'T HAD ANY DREAMS
BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING
ANY SLEEP.
>> I HAVE THE SAME DREAM
ALL THE TIME.
IT ALWAYS STARTS WITH ME
GETTING A HORSE FOR MY BIRTHDAY,
AND THEN JASPER SHOWS UP,
AND THEN THE HORSE KICKS JASPER
IN THE FACE.
>> BUT I END UP BEING OKAY,
RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> WE'RE HOME.
HENRY, COME HELP ME, PLEASE.
>> HENRY, COME HELP YOUR MOTHER.
>> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
>> WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED
FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR CHILI BALLS
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
I CANNOT MAKE DINNER TONIGHT.
>> WE ALREADY BOUGHT EVERYTHING.
AND IT IS YOUR NIGHT.
>> MAKE THEM SPICY THIS TIME.
>> MOM, SERIOUSLY, I'M, LIKE,
SO BUSY, I DON'T HAVE TIME.
>> HEY, PIPER.
>> OH, MAN, JASPER'S HERE?
>> PIPER, BE NICE.
>> BUT JASPER'S ALWAYS HERE.
IT'S NOT OKAY.
>> I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
>> OH NO, MOM.
JASPER'S GOING TO USE
OUR BATHROOM.
>> WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
>> HEY, EVERYONE.
>> HI, HONEY.
>> HEY, MR. HART.
>> CHARLOTTE.
>> JASPER'S IN THE BATHROOM.
>> AH, GEEZ.
>> AND HENRY SAID
HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE DINNER.
>> WHAT?
IT'S HIS NIGHT.
>> I'M GOING TO MAKE DINNER.
>> HENRY, BEFORE YOU START...
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> I GOT A CALL AT WORK TODAY
FROM ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS,
MISS SHAPEN?
>> WH--
SHE CALLED YOU AT WORK?
THAT'S SO RUDE OF HER.
>> APPARENTLY YOU FELL ASLEEP
IN CLASS TODAY AND FAILED
YOUR PUERTO RICAN HISTORY TEST.
>> WELL...
>> DO YOU REALIZE
HOW IMPORTANT
PUERTO RICAN HISTORY IS?
>> YEAH.
I'M SORRY I FELL ASLEEP
IN CLASS.
WELL, YOUR TEACHER SAYS
IT'S BEEN HAPPENING A LOT.
FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS,
NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.
>> I KNOW, IT'S...
IT'S JUST KIND OF TOUGH
WITH SCHOOL AND MY NEW JOB
AT JUNK-N-STUFF.
>> WELL, IF YOU CAN'T
KEEP YOUR GRADES UP,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO QUIT YOUR JOB.
>> I CAN'T QUIT.
MY JOB'S A REALLY BIG DEAL.
>> IT'S A JUNK SHOP.
YOU SWEEP THE FLOORS.
>> MISS SHAPEN SAID I CAN
TAKE A MAKEUP TEST
BEFORE SCHOOL ON FRIDAY.
>> I EXPECT AN "A".
>> YOU GOT IT.
I'LL GO UPSTAIRS
AND STUDY RIGHT NOW.
>> HEY, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU STUDY AFTER
YOU MAKE THE CHILI BALLS.
>> BUT--
>> AND MAKE THEM SPICY
THIS TIME.
>> YEAH!
>> OKAY.
CHILI BALLS.
>> FINALLY.
>> AH, AH, AH,
PIPER, NO COMPUTERS
AT THE DINNER TABLE.
>> BUT THIS MORNING
I POSTED A COMMENT
AND MY COMMENT
HAS OVER 45 COMMENTS,
SO NOW I HAVE
TO COMMENT ON THE COMMENTS.
>> I'M ABOUT TO COMMENT ON YOU.
>> WHAT?
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
SORRY, TOO TIRED TO EAT.
GOT TO GO TO BED.
>> MORE BALLS FOR US.
>> HENRY, WHY AREN'T YOU
ON YOUR WAY HERE?
>> BECAUSE I GOT IN TROUBLE
FOR SLEEPING IN CLASS TODAY
AND I HAD TO MAKE CHILI BALLS.
>> CHILI BALLS?
>> IT WAS MY NIGHT.
>> KID, THERE'S BEEN AN ESCAPE
FROM SWELLVIEW PRISON.
I NEED YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES.
>> GOOD.
RUN LIKE A BUNNY.
>> OKAY.
I JUST GOT TO GET
MY SPECIAL GUM.
I CAN DO THIS.
I JUST...
WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
JUST GOT TO STAND UP.
AND MAYBE...
JUST...
RUN LIKE A BUNNY.
RUN LITTLE BUNNY.
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
TCH BEEPING ] [ GRUNTS ] HENRY!
>> [ KNOCKING ]
HENRY, OPEN UP!
>> [WATCH BEEPING]
>> UGH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? >> I'M THAT SMELL. >> WH--
CAPTAIN MAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> HUH?
>> I CALLED YOU 90 MINUTES AGO
AND I TOLD YOU
WE HAD AN EMERGENCY.
>> OH, RIGHT. I...
I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP.
>> "I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP."
>> [ SNIFFS ]
UGH, WHY DO YOU STINK?
>> I STINK BECAUSE I JUST
SPENT THE LAST HOUR
CHASING THREE CRIMINALS
THROUGH THE SWELLVIEW SEWER.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S DOWN
IN THE SWELLVIEW SEWER?
>> POOP?
>> POOP!
>> HENRY! HEY!
[ BANGING ]
>> OH, MY SISTER.
>> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
>> JUST GET--
>> DON'T YOU PUSH ME.
[ SCREAMS ]
I'M OKAY!
>> WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO
IN HERE?
>> NOBODY.
>> MOM!
>> AH, GEEZ.
>> WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE?
>> HENRY WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE
IN HIS ROOM AND NOW HE SAYS
NOBODY'S IN HERE.
>> WELL, I'M SURE IF HENRY
SAID NOBODY WAS IN HERE, THEN--
[ SNIFFS ]
UGH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
>> IT'S PIPER.
>> WHAT?
>> SHE HASN'T HAD A BATH
IN A WEEK.
>> THAT'S A LIE.
>> OKAY, COME ON, BABY,
WE'RE GOING TO GO
GET YOU A BATH.
>> I DON'T NEED A BATH! MOM!
>> IT'S JUST A BATH.
>> DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME
LIKE THAT.
>> YOU DISAPPOINTED ME TONIGHT.
>> I'M DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY.
PEOPLE SHOULD JUST CALL ME
"KID DISAPPOINTMENT."
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST TELL ME
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
>> TIME. SCHOOL.
WORKING FOR YOU. MY FAMILY.
IT'S JUST...
IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE.
>> WELL...
I DO KNOW A GUY WHO COULD
GET RID OF YOUR FAMILY.
>> WHAT?
>> KIDDING. I JOKE.
I DO KNOW A GUY.
OH!
I THINK I CAN FIX YOUR PROBLEM.
>> REALLY?
>> MEET ME
AT HEADQUARTERS TOMORROW.
>> I'M THERE.
>> HEY.
WHO'S THIS?
>> MY MOM.
>> NICE.
SHE...
SHE STILL MARRIED TO YOUR DAD?
>> YES.
>> SHE EVER SEEM LONELY
OR BORED TO YOU?
>> GO HOME, RAY.
THE PICTURE, RAY.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR SEATS.
SIT DOWN.
SIENTENSE.
>> HEY, YOU SEEN HENRY?
>> UNH-UNH.
>> DANG IT, WHERE'S HENRY HART?
JASPER?
>> HE'S NOT HERE.
>> I CAN SEE THAT.
>> HENRY'S HOME SICK.
>> YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE HE WAS.
>> YES, BUT WE KNOW THAT HENRY
WOULD BE IN SCHOOL
UNLESS HE WAS HOME SICK
OR ELSE HE'LL BE IN TROUBLE.
>> OH, RIGHT.
HENRY HAS HEPATITIS.
>> WHAT'S THAT THING DOING?
>> SCANNING YOUR BRAIN.
>> OH, COOL.
>> TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
NOW, GO,
"OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE."
>> OOODLE, OODLE, OOODLE.
>> NO, YOU'RE OFF KEY.
IT'S OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE.
>> OOODLE, OOODLE, OODLE...
WHY AM I DOING THIS?
>> RELAX, KID.
>> I CAN'T.
I GOT A HUGE
MAKEUP TEST TOMORROW
AND I GOT TO STUDY
AND YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME GO,
OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE.
>> OH, NO, IT'S,
OOODLE, OOODLE, OOODLE.
>> I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RELAX.
>> EXACTLY.
YOUR ONLY PROBLEM
IS A LACK OF TIME.
>> IMAGINE IF YOU COULD DO
ALL YOUR STUDYING FOR SCHOOL
IN ONLY 30 SECONDS.
>> HOW CAN I LEARN ANYTHING
IN 30 SECONDS?
>> WITH THIS.
THE CEREBRAL DATA TRANSDUCER
OR AS WE CALL IT, THE H.R.Z.
>> THIS DEVICE CAN TRANSFER
KNOWLEDGE FROM A DATA SOURCE
DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN.
>> AT 90 MILLION
DIGIBLES PER SECOND.
>> WHY AM I LOCKED IN A CHAIR?
>> DO YOU WANT
TO GET A GOOD GRADE
ON YOUR PUERTO RICAN MATH TEST?
>> HISTORY.
>> SAME THING.
>> LET US BEGIN THE PROCEDURE.
>> YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, I'LL SET THE COMPUTER
TO ACQUIRE ALL THE WORLD'S
HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE
ON PUERTO RICO.
>> WHOA, THIS IS SO COOL.
WILL THIS HURT?
>> YES, VERY MUCH.
>> WHAT?
>> POWER UP.
>> WAIT, SO, HOW WILL I KNOW--
WHOA, IT HURTS!
>> JUST ENJOY IT.
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> WELL?
>> THAT HURT BAD.
>> YES, BUT TELL US
ABOUT PUERTO RICO.
>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT--
PUERTO RICO IS A SERIES
OF ISLANDS WITH A LAND MASS
OF 3,500 SQUARE MILES
AND A POPULATION
OF 3.6 MILLION PEOPLE.
ITS GLORIOUS BEACHES
AND LUSH RAINFORESTS
ARE THE PERFECT SETTING
FOR A WEDDING, BAR MITZVAH,
OR GROWING BANANAS.
OH.
WHOA.
I KNOW PUERTO RICO.
>> INDEED.
>> YOU SEE?
WITH THIS YOU CAN LEARN ANYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR SCHOOL
IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
>> YEAH.
WAIT.
YOU THINK IT'S CHEATING?
>> EH...
NO, NOT REALLY.
>> IT'S A GRAY AREA.
>> I GUESS.
ANYWAY, I REALLY DOING THIS
APPRECIATE YOU FOR ME.
>> UH-OH.
>> IT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS.
>> WHAT SIDE EFFECTS?
>> YOU SEE, AFTER YOU USE
THE H.R.Z., WHEN YOU TALK,
YOU MIGHT MIX UP YOUR WORDS
FOR A FEW DAYS.
>> WELL, YOU COULD HAVE
BEFORE THAT YOU TOLD ME.
>> THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT NOW YOU'RE GOING
TO DO WELL ON YOUR TEST.
>> YEAH.
[ GIRL SCREAM ]
WHY DID I JUST--
>> THAT'S ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT.
>> SOMETIMES YOU'LL SCREAM
LIKE--
>> [ GIRL SCREAM ]
>> A GIRL.
>> FOR A FEW DAYS.
>> OH, SO I'M A GIRL LIKE A DAYS
FOR A FEW SCREAMS.
WAIT.
[ GIRL SCREAM ]
>> YOU GUYS WANT TO GET LUNCH?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT?
>> AND BECAUSE
THE NEW HAMPSHIRIAN SOLDIERS
WERE BETTER EQUIPPED,
THE VERMONT ARMY
FINALLY SURRENDERED AND FLED
THE COCONUT PLANTATIONS.
>> COCONUTS IN VERMONT?
>> I DREW A PICTURE OF ME.
[ BELL ]
>> OKAY, EVERYONE, GET OUT.
OUT.
HENRY, MAY I SEE YOU?
>> YEAH, SURE.
WHAT'S UP?
>> YOUR GRADE.
>> 100 I MAKEUP TEST ON MY GOT?
I MEAN...
I GOT 100 ON MY MAKEUP TEST?
>> YOU ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION
PERFECTLY.
>> AWESOME.
[ GIRL SCREAM ]
>> THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.
>> I JUST GOT EXCITED.
>> I'M PROUD OF YOU, HENRY.
I'D GIVE YOU A HUG
IF IT WOULDN'T GET ME FIRED.
>> THANKS.
>> HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
>> TOO YOU.
>> 100.
>> YEAH, BABY.
>> WH, WH, WH, WAIT.
>> WHAT?
>> WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY?
YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS.
>> I GO TO HAD SOMEWHERE.
>> ONE MORE TIME?
>> I HAD...
TO GO SOMEWHERE.
NAILED IT.
[ GIRL SCREAM ]
YOU LATER SEE.
[ GIRL SCREAM ]
[ MUSIC ]